Ohhh what a Monday

First of all I want to give a heartfelt welcome to the terriable twos cause they have hit and have hit with a Bang...... I never thought that I was going to get through yesterday really it had to be the worst day I put in since I started maternity leave. Tyler has become amused with hearing hisself scream in a high pitch give you a massive headache by the end of the day scream. And the louder it is the more excited he gets. He did not stop yesterday and now he wants to be up in your arms all day ... does not want to get in his bouncey chair or exersaucer just wants to be up in your arms and that is it. We laugh at him cause he screams bloody murder and you run to see what is wrong with him and as soon as he gets you where he wants you he has the biggest smile on his face and is laughing away. So yesterday it was the screaching, the up in your arms all day the spiting his breakfast at you and then........... in comes the Terriable Twos. Oh my God I have no idea what has gotten into Ryan.. He has been soooooo bad the last few days and yesterday was the worst ever. He will not listen to anything I say and if I ask him to stop something he will look at me and yell "NO". Noone is allowed to talk to or pay any attention to Tyler only him and Tyler is not allowed to have any toys.. He even gets in the excersaucer now and just lets his legs go and bounces in it and I try to explain that he is to big for it and has to get out... I take him out and turn my back and he is right back in it again. And then I have to try to be serious and make him go to his room and the look on his face .. I know that he does it to get to me. So that was my yesterday.... by the time that lee got home my hair was standing on end. So he gives Ryan his bath and plays with them and tells me to take a break .... "THANK YOU" ... So we finally get Tyler put to bed and get to sit down and relax and Lee's brother comes in and "Mr. got to be the center of attention" starts in and is just bouncing off the walls. Lee is trying to calm him down. I am trying and nothing is working and he wakes up Tyler. Cody leaves and I tell him that he is not being funny by acting like that and he has to calm down... he doesn't pay attention to one word I say....... well at least I don;t think he does until he walks over to the end table and takes my graduation picture walks to the middle of the living room where we can see him but has his back to us and then we hear the "Smash".... just drops the picture and breaks it in peices.....So we send him to his room and he is crying cause there is no story tonight and he has to go to bed for the night by hisself and this lasts for at least an hour until he wears hisself out and falls asleeps and then we finally get tyler back to bed and then we follow....lights out by 9:30 and then 12:00 - whaaaaa and 2:00 whaaaaa and 5:00 whaaaaa.... ohhh the "joys of motherhood"